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Monday, August 15, 2005


Can there ever be peace between eels and crabs?

I've talked to both sides, the eels say they want the crabs to dye themselves green and scream "we want mustard", and the crabs insist that they have no vocal cords to scream with. So the answer is no...I'm afraid some creatures are far too different to ever make peace.


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